Buy Tyson’s Poop, Only $31

Yeah, I’m serious. You can buy some of Mike Tyson’s shit for 31 bucks.

Los Angeles-based Celebrity Skin and Bodily Fluids collects the fecal matter, urine, saliva, and dried skin of celebrities from around the world. Don’t believe me? Check out their official site.

Here is the description and warning they give when purchasing either urine or fecal matter:

For fecal and urine specimens, you will receive 2.0-3.0 cubic centimeters of specimen packaged in a hermetically-sealed transparent plastic cylinder (about the size of a film canister). The contents will be clearly visible through the cylinder. We do not recommend opening the cylinder after purchase, and we cannot be held liable for any injuries you sustain from engaging in this highly risky behavior.

I’m not surprised that someone actually thought of this. Hysterical.

Hat tip to Deadspin.

Posted by John Chandler on Aug 29, 2007 at 07:20 PM
Outside the Ring • Mike Tyson

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